A little about me
Okay, good citizens, I imagine that you want to learn a bit more about me. Who doesn't. I got the government trying to find out my secrets, I have the media hounding me every day. Fire departments want to know my cell number. The police just plain don't like me. They feel that I am doing things outsiode of the law. Bunch of whine asses. Anyway... about me...
It is difficult being a super hero in a litigious society. It really does suck. You save someone from a bruning infernal tower of fire, and they sue you for "metal anguish." The ungrateful bastards. Reminds me of the the scene in The Incredibles where Mr Incredible is getting sued for saving that jumper.
You wanna know why The Incredibles was funny? Cause it's true. Me and The Shade of Justice (not quite true justice, but a shade of it) were haging out in his secret hideout (his 2 room apartment on the upper east side) watching the DVD of Incredibles laughing our asses off. Then the alert went up and I had to go stop a hijacked bus. Sheesh! I can't get a break.
Hmmm... about me. I have super strength. I can't fly. I can jump like a sunovabitch though. I dig origami. I like long walks on the beach. Blah blah blah Basically I boil down to this. I fight crime... when I can. You see, fighting crime pays for crap. I have a day job. It is a tiresome prospect to go do my wage slavery only to spend the evenings galavanting around in my superhero costume trying to do good.
It is rough being a 3rd string super-hero. I haven't hit the big leagues. I can't hang with Bat-Man or Superman. I get lucky when I can get someone's wallet back to them. But enough about me... I have to "finish up these TPS reports."
It is difficult being a super hero in a litigious society. It really does suck. You save someone from a bruning infernal tower of fire, and they sue you for "metal anguish." The ungrateful bastards. Reminds me of the the scene in The Incredibles where Mr Incredible is getting sued for saving that jumper.
You wanna know why The Incredibles was funny? Cause it's true. Me and The Shade of Justice (not quite true justice, but a shade of it) were haging out in his secret hideout (his 2 room apartment on the upper east side) watching the DVD of Incredibles laughing our asses off. Then the alert went up and I had to go stop a hijacked bus. Sheesh! I can't get a break.
Hmmm... about me. I have super strength. I can't fly. I can jump like a sunovabitch though. I dig origami. I like long walks on the beach. Blah blah blah Basically I boil down to this. I fight crime... when I can. You see, fighting crime pays for crap. I have a day job. It is a tiresome prospect to go do my wage slavery only to spend the evenings galavanting around in my superhero costume trying to do good.
It is rough being a 3rd string super-hero. I haven't hit the big leagues. I can't hang with Bat-Man or Superman. I get lucky when I can get someone's wallet back to them. But enough about me... I have to "finish up these TPS reports."
posted by Captain Amazing at 11:01 AM
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