Utter Incompetence
Seriously. No, I mean, SERIOUSLY. Don't ever rely on B-grade superheroes. And I should know, because I am one.
I've been held captive by a group of ridiculously mean cheerleaders for the past...what, six months? And do you think any of my so-called "cohorts" could rescue me? No!
Look, I wasn't just sitting there waiting, either. I snuck into the squad co-captain's room and used her computer and her cell phone dozens of times. I managed to send SMS, MMS, e-mail, Instant Messages, RSS feeds, Google Earth maps with directions- but not one of these dummies got my message.
Finally, the co-captain's dorky brother stopped by. When I explained that I'd missed the entire season of Doctor Who because of his sister, he was more than happy to help me escape.
It looks like these idiots can't even blog without me. Whatever.
I've been held captive by a group of ridiculously mean cheerleaders for the past...what, six months? And do you think any of my so-called "cohorts" could rescue me? No!
Look, I wasn't just sitting there waiting, either. I snuck into the squad co-captain's room and used her computer and her cell phone dozens of times. I managed to send SMS, MMS, e-mail, Instant Messages, RSS feeds, Google Earth maps with directions- but not one of these dummies got my message.
Finally, the co-captain's dorky brother stopped by. When I explained that I'd missed the entire season of Doctor Who because of his sister, he was more than happy to help me escape.
It looks like these idiots can't even blog without me. Whatever.
posted by Princess Fannish at 11:56 AM
4 Comments:
ummm.... I just got out from in indoor lumber yard death trap. I was a prisoner of The Home Despot. He found your text messages amusing, but since he is against all mega corporations, he didn't feel comfortable texting you back using a global cell service provider.
Sorry.
Whoa! Fannish a prisoner of cheerleaders? You didn't ask me to "save" you. Why am I never invited to these kinds of parties? Was there a pillow fight? Did you have a car wash? Oh MAN! You soooo should have let me know about this!
I would have been there. Nothing could have kept me from getting there! NO.THING.
I knew he couldn't handle that information.
By the way, I should give you the Mountie's cell. He couldn't help but... umm.. help a damsel in distress.
Seriously troubling that you missed Who. Those torrents take a long time to download up here.
~Octavia, Empress of Mars
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